I know I shouldn't be angry about this
Every monday my church group and I go to Pluckers, and we have this really cool server we always go to. So over the past few weeks we were talking about hanging out and she gave me her number (plainly friends, cause…you know) So tonight, her and I were talking about hanging out and so my best friend decides to yell, “josh is going on a date with the waitress” and I laughed a...
cybergay: cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who...– Lemony Snicket (via langleav)