you're only really into Guardians of the Galaxy because a new movie is coming out, poser
you mean I, like many others, only really heard about a cool yet relatively obscure comic series that hasn’t gotten much discussion in years prior thanks to the fact they’re making a major motion picture about it with a successful marketing plan?
listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it